#4156 Breaking The Fourth Wahlberg
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew go down an unexpected memory lane as they listen back to old TBTL intro tape. They also look at Burger King's sad "clap back" at Wendy's surge pricing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't going to make a toast and I'm not going to |
| 0:03.7 | just going to do a little freestanding comedy and if at the end everybody wants to raise |
| 0:08.0 | our glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it. Hey what is the deal with the smart car? |
| 0:14.8 | How smart is that? |
| 0:15.8 | Those things are tiny. |
| 0:17.6 | Can you even drive them in traffic? |
| 0:19.2 | I'm so smart. |
| 0:21.2 | E equals FC squared. I drive a smart car. That's not smart in my book. |
| 0:26.1 | The real smart car is Kit from Night Rider. Night Rider. |
| 0:29.5 | That's a car that can talk. Can smart car talk? No, that's not smart. And also chitty, |
| 0:35.8 | chitty bang, bang. Very smart. And you, everybody can laugh. It doesn't |
| 0:41.8 | have to just be the idiots. |
| 0:43.2 | T T T. B.L. |
| 0:46.6 | What do you want me to do? |
| 0:51.8 | I don't care. Yeah, get a job. get a job? Yeah just get a job? Why don't I step on my job helmet? |
| 0:56.6 | It squeezed down into a job cannon and fire off into job land. We're jobs growing jobbies. |
| 1:02.1 | All right, I'm going to assume that's hypothetical, right? |
| 1:04.0 | Your hypothetical is kind of tightly constrain |
| 1:07.0 | and I doubt whether that kind of thing would ever happen. |
| 1:09.0 | I'm not going to sit here and juggle hypotheticals that aren't in the world. |
| 1:14.6 | I'm sorry but when I hear an undeserved compliment it makes my ears want to throw up. |
| 1:18.2 | Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something. |
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