Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Racial podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined as always by G.R. Dad.

Hi. How's it going, Joe, Dad? Pretty good. Excellent, excellent. The cocktail of the week this week is the Capri-Sour, which does not have an awesome name, but it does sound pretty tasty.

Is it like the Capri Sun? Is it in a bag?

You could probably put it in a bag.

Like an IV bag and you squeeze it and blood comes out?

That's definitely not what a Capri Sun is.

Oh, I was lied to.

So the Capri Sour has Amaro, which is like an Italian bitter category.

Mezcal, Campari, lemon juice, or giat, which is, remember, almond-flavored simple syrup.

And two dashes of saline solutions.

A tiny little bit of salt. Saline solution? like for your eyes? I mean, I guess. No. Just salt water. Two dashes of salt water. No. Okay. Well, I'm going to drink that one by myself, I guess. What kind of weird? No, no, put salt in it or put salt on the rim, but...

You put salt on the rim, but like a couple little dashes of salty water in there, a couple drips.

Saline solution has a real medicinal, is a real medicinal direction for me.

Anyway, I'll drink that cocktail by myself.

It's time for administrative court.

You know, they have eye drops now that can correct far-sightedness. Yes, reading for, and so you don't need reading glasses. In theory. In theory. I've thought about it, but then it scares me and I don't want to go blind. So I'm just going to wear reading glasses. I don't think going blind is a noted side effect of them. Yet. They've been for a while. It has to be your first time. This one dude went blind. This dude, his name was Inco. It burned his eyeballs out. Oh my God. When I need reading glasses, I'm totally trying the drops. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. But my... I'd like to let you go first, yes. My ophthalmologist says that I probably won't ever need reading glasses. Your optimologist is smart. Yeah. And optimistic. You went to LASIC before me. You're just doing everything before me. It's good. It's good. Yeah. It's time for Administrative Corner. Okay. Oh, I love administrative corner. There we go.

That's what I was waiting for.

I was all fixated on eye drops.

All right.

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