#4146 Scent Of A Burbank
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Luke is worried that he's using too much cologne but nobody will tell him. He and Andrew are also testing some new video software that is solidifying Andrew's status as Mole Man Basement Dweller. And Luke wants to be a movie director again.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | We want to get rid of anything that seems natural, authentic. Get rid of the |
| 0:06.2 | espresso machine, get rid of that, that all goes. Anything rustic is gone. |
| 0:09.3 | Anything authentic, anything organic, anything permanent., this is a vape store. |
| 0:13.5 | Yeah. So we want a carpeting that's going to absorb, |
| 0:16.4 | and I don't mean mask, but literally just absorb the odor |
| 0:19.5 | so that when people come in here, they're just overwhelmed. |
| 0:22.4 | Okay, you want it to be pungent. |
| 0:23.7 | Jaundice. |
| 0:24.7 | Sickly vomited. |
| 0:25.7 | He's just vile. |
| 0:26.7 | You want it to smell like old bubble gum. |
| 0:28.6 | Yeah, have you ever huffed an earwick? |
| 0:29.9 | The lighting is too warm in here. |
| 0:31.1 | This is too, I'm feeling too good about this. |
| 0:33.0 | You know, I want to see my own zits. |
| 0:34.5 | Like an old thrift store or something, maybe. |
| 0:36.8 | No, that's even too descriptive. |
| 0:38.8 | That's too kitchy. |
| 0:39.7 | It should just be like part of an airport that you ignore. |
| 0:42.2 | Think of hanging out outside a vending machine. |
| 0:44.0 | A cell phone store or batteries plus. |
| 0:46.0 | Make sure your bathroom really has got a toilet that's way too high and kind of big. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

