#4142 A Mute Point

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

A writer in The Atlantic offers a modest proposal regarding airplane luggage bins -- namely, getting rid of them altogether. Luke and Andrew debate the pros and cons. They also talk doormats, mute buttons, and the contagious nature of throat-clearing.

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0:00.0	Oh goodie, cucumber water.
0:03.0	Nope, this is fresh water from Oprah's estate in Maui
0:07.0	with mushrooms from her private bogg in the Pyrenees Mountains.
0:10.0	Oh my god, it tastes like candy.
0:12.0	You know what they say?
0:13.0	A mushroom from Oprah's bog is better than anything from anywhere else.
0:17.0	I didn't know that they said that.
0:20.0	The only thing that would make this any better is hot goss.
0:24.4	Very well.
0:25.4	Our story begins when I ran into Robbie Williams, Heidi Klum, and the remaining members of
0:30.0	Fifth Harmony at the Dolchanger Bannas Spring Show.
0:33.0	Hate him, loath her over them, cancel let, tell me everything.
0:36.4	TB TEL!
0:39.4	Let me see the little model I live in my life by. You got to hit it and quit it. No ties,
0:46.8	tangle free, nobody tells me what to do, I go bang, bang, bang the drum.
0:51.0	That's not a motto, that's just you saying a bunch of things.
0:54.4	Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message.
0:58.0	In 1971, Bill Grates invented Microsoft.
1:01.0	Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my dingus password for my email?
1:05.0	The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.
1:10.0	All right, let me talk to him.
1:15.0	Hello everyone.
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