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So is your man come round yet?

It's a bit of a pain actually because he hasn't come around yet and if he turns up

I'm going to have to let him in.

So many ways.

Because he has to deal with my box.

Oh my God. We're not 30 seconds into it what your what is from your wi-fi books you mean he's the man from

bt yes what's wrong with it it seems to be working well it is this is now this is the thing that's

slightly worries me i got my new box number two son fitted it for me. It's fine. I mean,

it isn't actually working properly. I don't think on the BT box, but it's got this backup thing,

which seems to be very good. And now he's coming around to fit it and I'm just slightly

worried that he's going to end up making it worse.

Yeah.

Anyway, that's an exciting start for everybody, isn't it?

Isn't it? Yes.

Better than talking about your muff.

Or, as we were talking about this morning, people's cracks and crevices.

That was funny, wasn't it?

I mean, has the country gone mad worrying about bedbucks or what?

It's a complete marketing scam for all the extermination companies.

Do you know, I think you might be right.

I mean, that guy this morning was lovely.

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