Hey, twosgays, this is Joe Liss coming to you live from my cell phone, a little PSA for you guys who are comedy fans, you're all comedy fans, you're the best goddamn comedy fans in the business.

If you're in the Raleigh North Carolina area, our great friend, one of our favorite comedians, Mike Cronin, also known as Meet, he's open for both of us.

You've heard us both talk about him.

He is absolutely hilarious, one of my favorite people to be around. Great comic. He is recording an album at Charlie Goodnight, September 4th. That is September 4th, Charlie Goodnight's, Raleigh North Carolina.

Go to the website, get tickets, fill it up with some twosgays, support the extended gays, I don't know, whatever, fucking this up. This is like my tenth take.

Anyway, September 4th, go get tickets, go see Mike Cronin, be a part of comedy history as he records his newest album, check out his old albums before that.

You'll love him, if you love us, you'll absolutely love Mike Cronin. September 4th, Raleigh North Carolina, Charlie Goodnight's.

Alright, thanks.

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They're great. Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. That's all I know how to do. Great, good to be here. Welcome to Tuesdays with stories. Hit her in the face with a surfboard. And then the duck fell out of his bag.

Surf's up. And she didn't even flush. Knock knock, who's there? Mark Garmin and Joe Liss. Yeah, this Tuesdays with stories everybody. That's terrible. This is supposed to be cheesy.

My baby, you're always spitting at me. I don't know where that noise came from right from the taint from the bowels. I pretend to know what a bow is and I pretend to know what a jowl is.

Jowl is a jowl and by a bell. What's a jowl? Anyways, a jowl is your jaw thing. I got it here. The jowls. Yo, he's like, oh, jowls. I'm going to Walter Matta or some guy. Yeah, I think it's this shit. I think it's like this floppy shit over here.

The jowls. Maybe turkey neck, I think whatever. I think it's up here. It's up here. It's here. Not here because it's jaw and then jowl. It's all coming together. Latin, I think. Who could keep up? I was just with a guy yesterday who studied Latin at Harvard. Wow. What the Harvard study Latin? I'm like, what kind of what kind of buck is in that record?

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