#4135 Splooch The Bandit

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke shares the details of how he has to prepare for an upcoming medical procedure, and it's more involved than he thought. He and Andrew also discuss the life and times of one Rick Moranis. (Oh, he's hilarious, dog.)

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0:00.0	And now deep thoughts by Jack Handy.
0:07.0	Maybe in order to understand mankind,
0:12.0	maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself, mankind.
0:18.0	Basically, it's made up of two separate words, Manck and I'm. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is
0:27.2	mankind.
0:28.2	TVTL! Now I don't know much about this podcasting business, but let me tell you there's something
0:38.6	about this show that just gets me hooked.
0:41.4	These guys have a way of talking that's like having a chat with your
0:44.3	neighbor over the backyard fence. Just like the drop says I cannot contain my joy.
0:50.7	I don't think I've ever related to a drop so much right now.
0:55.0	It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home and a pool filled with human excrement.
1:00.0	You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, and the it that you heard was the things
1:03.2	that these people just said please flop all right hello good morning and
1:10.4	welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL the show
1:14.4	It just might be too beautiful to live exactly what America wants.
1:19.4	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host
1:21.1	The guy is a nut bar a nut bar coming to you from the Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Gisey Nut Bar.
1:23.0	A Nut Bar.
1:24.0	Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio,
1:26.0	perched high above the mighty Columbia where
1:31.0	it's actually a pretty nice day. It's a little bit cloudy. I thought it was going to be
1:37.2	really, really cold. So I bundled up. I'm wearing multiple layers out here in the broadcast center. I have even a
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