#4132 The Noshing Class

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke's dad tries to remove an owl (?) nest from Luke's studio during the show, and that's not even his biggest distraction today. They also try to discuss lights, uplights, and how window curtains are connected to wealth and class. Then the show basically goes off the rails.

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0:00.0	So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer just to make sure the machine is working is your name Andy?
0:09.0	I don't know how to answer that.
0:11.0	Simple yes or no. Well everyone calls me Andy but my full name is
0:15.2	Andrew I think so no. Wait yes let's move on scenario. Wait. Yes. Yes.
0:23.0	Let's move on. Scenario.
0:25.0	You pull a car over for speeding.
0:26.0	You find out that it's your father.
0:28.0	How do you handle the situation?
0:30.0	Well, first, I would be like,
0:32.0	Dad? First I would be like, Dad, you're alive?
0:36.0	TVTL!
0:38.0	How can they say this about me? I don't believe it. I show them. I record everything.
0:48.0	Basically, it's Tommy by way of Circus O'lay, set in space with heavy erotic overtones and the gripping
0:55.2	psycho drama of a thriller with plenty of heart and more than a little humor.
0:59.8	Just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of them.
1:03.6	You just drop in and just smack the lip,
1:06.1	whoa baa, drop down, snap.
1:09.5	And then after that, you just drop in,
1:11.7	just ride the barrel and get pitted so pitted like that.
1:18.8	Well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:28.7	Oh yeah, buddy.
1:29.7	My name's Luke Burbank.
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