#413: Year In Review (6 of 7) - Leaving America - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 23 January 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

With the winter approaching, and the threat of lockdowns looming, I decided to leave the country to do some exploring. Ari Shaffir loves to travel. And what a better time than now. It's scary to do, but once I made the decision it became a lot easier. This episode of My 2020 Year In Review podcast breaks down why I decided to hit the road, how I chose where I would go, and what things are like where I went. My first week was scary, just like every time I travel. But then I settled in and figured out all the best places to get food poisoning, how to properly wrap up pooped-on toilet paper for the garbage since you're not allowed to flush it here, and the process of finding weed. This runs all the way through December 31 and the most unique New Year's celebration I've ever taken part in.

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The Music

James Brown - Let’s Make This Christmas Mean Something This Year (Parts 1 and 2)

I listened to James Brown's Christmas album on Christmas day in Cuenca. Super underrated album. I had a tree for only the second time in my life. With a mask I burnt on New Year's Eve on top of the tree like it was a star. Stockings behind it. And I was playing cards, drinking a hot cinnamon drink called canelazo, my dog there, hanging out in a town in the Andes. And when that chorus came on talking about "Let's... Make Christmas... Mean something... This year," I just felt so happy. Like, yeah man. I am making it mean something this year. And let's all make it mean something next year, too. How about it?

Transcript

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0:00.0	So that brings us, I guess, until I guess the final fucking stretch of 2020 for me.
0:14.7	How did I decide where to go?
0:16.8	I didn't air it down.
0:22.7	There were a lot of options.
0:23.8	So I had to go somewhere.
0:25.0	I wonder if at first we thought, well, maybe let's go to Austin.
0:31.0	There might be stand-up comedy there early on during the pandemic.
0:34.2	I was like, maybe I'll go to Europe because it looks like they're more in control of
0:37.4	this, or Australia than America.
0:40.3	And maybe that's the closest to having stand-up come back.
0:45.1	Would be good at one of those places.
0:47.4	Then I thought, no, and I got a tip on a town from Joey Diaz and from my friends from
0:54.2	Colorado, who I met in Colombia at Spanish immersion.
0:57.8	Put this down, I guess.
1:03.8	On a small town that's a ski town, and I was like, yeah, maybe we'll go there.
1:07.7	Just fucking be a ski bum or winter.
1:09.8	The veil resorts, looks like they were reopened.
1:11.6	I'm like, that wouldn't be a bad way to spend a dead winter.
1:15.6	It looks like shit was going to shut down again.
1:18.2	So I'm like, look, I want to travel anyway.
1:24.6	So why be in a place, even if it's like a quarter open, it's a time to do it.
1:31.5	Even if it's fully open, it's still kind of the time to do it.
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