#413: My 2020 Year In Review Part 7 of 7 - Resolutions and Goals for 2021 - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast -

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 24 January 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

I try to do these public resolutions every year. That way I'm more likely to stand by them. Everybody should make resolutions. They're not lame. They're goals. It's important to verbalize where you want to go this year and what you want to do. These are the goals of me, Ari Shaffir. Please leave in the comments your own goals. Maybe we can steal some of each other's.

Here are mine in no order:

Read two books
Finish writing my book
Make a standup special for someone
Go to 2 new countries (maybe 3)
100,000 YouTube subscribers
3,000 Patreon subscribers
Reach out to comics going through public trouble
Remember the great parts of 2020

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The Music

Reginald Omas Mamode IV - In Search of Balance

I really love this song. Nothing more to say about it. I don't know much about the artist. But at very minimum the guy nailed it at least one time, which most artists never get to.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Alright, welcome back. The final part.
0:04.8	The final sitch in the fucking 2020 year review. What a fucking long podcast. Patrick.
0:11.5	I'm sorry. I thought I was gonna do an hour and thirty one take all the way through.
0:18.9	My resolutions.
0:21.9	Oh, also, I forgot to tell you a part. So when I'm those effigies, so we're in this neighborhood behind this like graffiti.
0:28.2	And in Ecuador and
0:34.9	We're burning this thing.
0:37.6	Family like half a block down. They're lighting off fireworks. The kids are out. It's midnight.
0:43.4	You hear people like, woo, like, you know, here or there, but the police were like, it's not allowed and
0:48.8	Some people get mad at the police. So like, how come you know, they're having a party over there. Please something I can do is not my law.
0:53.8	But
0:56.7	But they're enforcing it. They're supposed to be enforcing it. So it was like a little worried like if they come we got a fucking book on a side street.
1:03.7	So it's recording. Yeah. So
1:08.8	We see them. They see us like kind of wave
1:11.4	Ecuadorians. They don't wave. I don't get it. I mean, I just like this. You just don't get much more waves back. You get a lot of Buenos Dades.
1:19.4	You know, when you pass by Buenos Dias,
1:21.8	um
1:25.1	It's shit like that, but all our waves. Anyway,
1:29.8	It's dude from down there starts coming over. We're like, okay, what is this? And he's like, oh,
1:36.6	Feliz
1:37.8	Anio Nuevo. I mean, Feliz Anio Nuevo. And then he's like, we're talking. He's like, you know, he starts saying the Spanish, you know, it's like me familiar. No
1:47.8	No, get get us
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