#414: Friend Zone w/ Brendan Sagalow

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 243 minutes

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Summary

Brendan Sagalow is a master at getting turned down by women. “I just don’t see you like that,” they tell him. It’s called being put in the friend zone. And it happens to Brendan A LOT. Join us as we discuss this horrible phenomenon. Ari Shaffir and Brendan Sagalow have been turned down by over 200 women. 1 by Ari and then Brendan picked up the slack.

Don’t forget to buy or download Sagalow's new album, “Not Now More Than Ever.” Brendan Sagalow is one of the best up and coming comics in New York. When he’s not eating 6 meals a day, he’s busy doing spot after spot to work on his craft. And his hard work has paid off. Grab his album today! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/BrendanTW

And listen to his podcast, Garbage Days: https://brendansagalow.squarespace.com/garbage-days-podcast

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The Music

Chris Isaak - Wicked Games

Ben E. King - I Who Have Nothing - (You gotta listen to that whole song. The pain in this dude's voice is amazing)

The Who - Who Are You

Pulp - Like A Friend - (I've been getting way into Pulp lately)

The Avalanches - If She Don't Love Me - (The song is great but the video is AWESOME)

Sam Smith - Not In That Way - (This ain't my kind of music but it's so on point to the topic of this podcast I felt obligated to put it in)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you ever get the thing we're sitting like close to her like this this far away? Yeah
0:04.9	Let's do it real quick. Okay, show the distance. We're not sure. Okay, but like you're sitting talking
0:09.7	Let's say it's a two-seater couch and you're watching TV and you're just kind of like this and maybe she's like, you know
0:14.1	Kind of maybe she puts her head on like this. This was exactly what it was
0:16.9	Okay, do you ever get the tingling? Yes, sensation it goes from about here to about here
0:22.5	Yeah without your lower chest to a midway through your is it's thigh? What is this? Uh?
0:27.2	Yeah, I think that's no, but I above yeah
0:31.5	You ever get that tingling. Yeah, I get like it in my tongue and everything like when I'm like, okay
0:37.4	This is it, you know little mermaid crabs coming out and kiss the girl. Yeah, and I'm going this is it
0:43.4	So I have a fear hypothesis that when you are
0:46.4	Sinister going to get that tingling. Yeah, you only get that if they're feeling it too
0:51.0	You
1:21.0	to make me dream of you and I want to fall in love.
1:31.0	No, I want to fall in love with you.
1:45.0	Hello everybody and welcome to R.E.S.J.F.E.R.S. Skeptic Tank Podcast.
1:52.0	I'm your host, R.E.S.J.F.E.R.
1:55.0	I used to be a comedian, now I'm a host of a popular podcast called R.E.S.J.V.E.S. Skeptic Tank,
1:59.0	of which I am the host and I am doing one right now.
2:03.0	Okay, who has been in this situation before?
2:06.0	You like it, Chuck?
2:08.0	She's great.
2:10.0	And you're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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