413: Honey I Nut The Cheerios

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week's big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin' head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow! In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub. PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England's COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police: The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane Juicy Susan's Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park Crazy Brian's Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast.
0:11.8	That is exactly the same every single week, no matter what all those people on the telly have been saying.
0:18.9	They keep changing it. They keep saying.
0:22.1	Matt Hancock on ITV news.
0:24.7	It's not the same features every week.
0:27.3	They say that it is.
0:28.2	I don't get it.
0:29.5	I don't understand the premise.
0:31.6	It's very flimsy.
0:33.8	My name is Gab Murphy, like every week,
0:36.0	and I'm joined by John LodbBlythe and Steve Hogarty.
0:40.4	Hi.
0:40.6	Hello.
0:41.1	Hello, boys.
0:42.3	What you knowin?
0:43.8	What are you going to tell us where your features showing?
0:47.1	Oh, Gab, you're ever so cute when you all curl off and talk like that.
0:51.7	I'll be telling you about the last two days in landlording.
0:55.6	And I've been committing some light forgery, gav.
0:58.6	Forgery most foul.
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