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Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.

This is, as you well know, the podcast that's the same every single reprehensible week.

Every week.

Every week.

We say this, every week, you know it. That's why you come back,

because you want to hear us say it. It's comfort in a world gone wild. Wild. On my left to the

beneath of me is Mr. Steve Hogarty. Say hello and tell us what you got. Hello, my name is Steve,

and this week I'll be putting you in the shoes of Mr.

Gaman Watchers. He sets out on a mission to fuck the Kappa logo. I can't ask him to describe that

feature any more succinctly than he already did. So let's move on to Joe. What have you got, Joe boy?

Hello, I've got this week the biggest social media topic of the day. What's going on with

those wet old eggs? So many wet eggs. Me, I'll be taking a backseat because there's no room for me with all these big boys

around. So, um, yes. Buffeted by big boys. Oh, God. Don't bounce straight out of the system.

Don't just shout porn at me, Steve. Well, all of these features sound bloody, bloody good,

and I can't wait to hear them for me,

for me speaking for myself, actually.

I hope they happen really soon.

In fact, I can't believe that there's anything more than just a jingle between us and the

features.

It is time for the next regular future.

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