#4127 Booze News You Can't Use
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2024
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Andrew noticed something peculiar in a book he's reading, and the discovery is causing him shame. Plus, a story about a "plane farter" is the epitome of bunk journalism. And Luke has a new favorite show, but Andrew's worried it'll make him cringe.
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| 0:00.0 | We like different things and that's okay because we just like different things are me and my mom like a very different way and that's okay. |
| 0:19.6 | My mom likes them fried. I like them scrambled with cheese. |
| 0:27.0 | TBTL. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time. Not long at all. I mean, maybe 10 minutes or okay, or maybe 15 is also good. |
| 0:44.4 | But it'll be so amazing. |
| 0:46.8 | You love it. |
| 0:48.3 | It's gonna be the best ever! |
| 0:50.7 | I love this show. |
| 0:52.1 | Do I wish our fans were a little more hip? Yes. Do I wish they were a |
| 0:56.0 | tad more on top of their hygiene? Absolutely. Do they have a confused look in their |
| 1:01.6 | eyes like a dog that's heard a strange sound. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. But strap that dog to a sled and baby you'll be flying across the contract. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, foo! |
| 1:12.0 | Hey, can we get back to the funny? across the of T.B.T.L. the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:24.4 | Hey, where's the freaking gabagoo? |
| 1:27.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
| 1:29.3 | Just study it out and you'll see. |
| 1:31.5 | Coming to you from just off the Las Vegas Strip. Vegas baby Vegas! |
| 1:38.0 | With a just absolutely gorgeous view of the freeway and the Mickalob |
| 1:47.8 | Ultra fan district, which is what they're telling me the Luxor now is. |
| 1:52.8 | Well, one side of the Luxor Pyramid |
| 1:55.2 | is apparently the Mikkelob Ultra Fan District. |
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