#4116 Aaron On The Side Of Caution

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Alaska Airlines is offering cash to travelers who were on the airplane that sprung a hole, Aaron Rodgers is refusing to apologize for accusing Jimmy Kimmel of the most horrendous crime, and [BREAKING NEWS SOUND] Andrew and Luke learn that the Seahawks just fired their coach after 14 years.

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0:00.0	Bro I can't believe we almost let Aaron Rogers host Jeopardy. The contestants would be like,
0:07.0	What is the Center for Disease Control? And Aaron Rogers would be like,
0:12.0	That's my question exactly.
0:15.0	TBTL.
0:18.0	Well, I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way hello. I yell at you because I love you.
0:27.0	You listen to me because you love me. Is this a weird dynamic?
0:32.0	Yeah, sure from the outside.
0:33.6	Well, I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
0:36.7	I hope I can like, you know, totally crack up.
0:39.7	So I haven't like totally cracked up in a long time.
0:42.6	I'm sorry but when I hear an undeserved compliment it makes my ears want to throw up.
0:46.2	Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.
0:49.3	It's kind of weird. I feel like I'm being interrogated but by someone who doesn't really want to know anything important.
0:54.3	Hey, where's the freaking gabagoo?
0:58.5	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:06.8	Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
1:10.3	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:12.3	Back away, Banana Breath. What the hell did you just eat a banana?
1:16.0	Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty and today,
1:22.0	Fridget Columbia. the mighty and today frigid Columbia
1:24.7	It is
1:26.6	It is snowy up here my friend
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