#4110 Full Gruntle

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Luke made quite the entrance at a recent social gathering, and it was much more than he bargained for. He and Andrew also gird their loins before jumping into today's quiz, then they look up what it means to gird one's loins. It's a whole thing.

(Show image from "The Art Of Manliness: How to Gird Your Loins")

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0:00.0	I'm 36 years old. It's not going great. I gotta be honest. I don't look good for 36.
0:07.0	Nobody's ever like, no way.
0:10.0	I'm broke too, it's not good to be broke at 36 that's not good. In your 20s it's fine to be broke because you can be like, you know, figuring it out, but in your 30s you have to get ready to die.
0:22.7	And I'm not ready, folks.
0:27.9	My friends are getting ready.
0:28.8	They like own their house, they have kids,
0:30.9	they have like funds.
0:32.2	They'll be like, Andy, what's your retirement plan?
0:34.0	And right now, it is to walk into the woods.
0:37.0	That's all I got.
0:38.0	Just kind of wander into the wilderness
0:41.0	and see what happens.
0:45.0	My 401k is to walk 401k is to walk 401k.
0:48.0	So, yeah.
0:51.0	TVTL. TBTL. I don't know what this is, but Jay says it's a fucking big sea turtle.
0:59.0	Did he yip or did he yip? He said skip and I said no my name's buddy.
1:05.8	Okay he yip'd. If he yip'd that means hello. If he yip's, if that happens well then you got a problem.
1:11.4	Great I've made the change.
1:14.0	Your wife's new legal name is Targis, Targis.
1:17.0	Is this okay?
1:18.0	Oh my God, man, we have seen some shit we ain't never seen before.
1:22.0	All right, hello? we ain't never seen before.
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