#411: The Glamis Abomination
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
For centuries an aristocratic Scottish family were said to hide a terrible secret; one that gave rise to rumors of a quasi-humanoid creature kept hidden from the world within the crumbling stone walls of the highland castle they called home; a diabolical descendant who's appearance—thanks to a witch's odious spell—was so distressing; so damnably revolting that it was dubbed the "Monster of Glamis".
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to the Kryptonoff podcast. |
| 0:37.8 | I am Mark Storrs and with me as always is. |
| 0:39.7 | Rob Morphy. |
| 0:40.7 | Robert, welcome. |
| 0:42.4 | Thank you. |
| 0:45.0 | Unfortunately, Christopher is not with us. |
| 0:47.4 | I did see him today. |
| 0:48.5 | I spoke with him throughout the week. |
| 0:49.6 | He is feeling better, but he's still a little bit under the weather. |
| 0:52.2 | So hopefully he'll be returning to us very soon. |
| 0:54.8 | Yes. |
| 0:54.9 | Temporarily here, though, we have the Baffa Gray for the $10. Your folks out there can see Baffa Gray is sitting in for Chris. Is Baffa Gray's chesticles covered? Yes, they are. Yeah, they are. Okay, good. Yeah. I made sure the bikini top was tight. Yep. Okay, good, good. |
| 1:10.6 | Yeah, okay, just making, keeping it. |
| 1:12.7 | Family friendly, bro. |
| 1:13.9 | Family friendly. Classy. I made sure the bikini top was tight. Yep. Okay. Good. Yeah. |
| 1:11.1 | Okay. |
| 1:30.6 | Just keeping it. Family friendly, bro. Family friendly podcast. Come on. Since day one, that has been the earmark of the Crypta not podcast. If our reviews on Apple Podcasts have told us nothing. If the multiple emails have told us nothing. You know what? I'm a little disappointed that we don't have a bigger fanship among merchant marines considering our proclivity to profanity. Yes. Is there even still a contention of those hard swearing, hard-living men of the sea? I'm not even sure if it's still a thing. I don't know. I don't know. I think I had a relative at one point back in the post-World War II. Like one of your grandpa's brothers? |
| 1:46.0 | I think they were like a merchant marine. |
| 1:47.4 | I don't even. I don't know. I think I had a relative at one point back in the, like, post-World War II. |
| 1:44.8 | Like one of your grandpa's brothers? |
| 1:46.0 | I think they were like a merchant marine. |
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