411: Dumpster Extinguisher Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Churches PPP themselves and make us clean it up, Matt Powell debunks the duck-billed dinosaur surfing wing of evolution theory, and 2020 will fu*% off and die.

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Headlines:

Matt Powell claims evolution tells us there were surfing monkeys 34,000,000 years ago: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/28/creationist-evolution-tells-us-there-were-surfing-monkeys-34000000-years-ago/

Church facing $1 million in COVID fines received over $300K in PPP loans: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/26/a-church-facing-1-million-in-covid-fines-received-over-340000-in-ppp-loans/

Jeffress: The COVID Vaccines Scientists Made Are a “Christmas Present from God”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/25/jeffress-the-covid-vaccines-scientists-made-are-a-christmas-present-from-god/

MS Gov. Issues Pointless “Day of Prayer, Humility, and Fasting” Proclamation: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/16/ms-gov-issues-pointless-day-of-prayer-humility-and-fasting-proclamation/

Nebraska Governor Who Downplayed COVID Proclaims “Day of Prayer” to Beat COVID: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/19/nebraska-governor-who-downplayed-covid-proclaims-day-of-prayer-to-beat-covid/

EW Jackson: “GA Democratic voters might as well spit in Jesus’s face” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/22/e-w-jackson-democratic-voters-in-georgia-may-as-well-spit-in-jesus-face/ and Franklin Graham warns that Dems would give LGBTQ people rights: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/28/evangelist-if-wicked-democrats-win-in-georgia-lgbtq-people-will-have-rights/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Ravi Zacharias Story: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/24/ravi-zacharias-did-engage-in-sexual-misconduct-says-the-apologists-ministry/

Anti-abortion group gives Trump award for “promoting culture of life” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/28/anti-abortion-group-gives-donald-trump-award-for-promoting-a-culture-of-life/

Transcript

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0:57.2	Hi, this is Jay, an undergraduate student studying biology here in Washington State.
1:02.4	And I'm here to assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:07.7	Also, we're all African-Apes, so cut it out with that racism bullshit.
1:29.6	It's December 31st and it's the last time we'll be able to blame this show on 2020.
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