410: Manscapedmas Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Coach Dave loses a wizard duel , we learn that epidemiology is cancel culture gone too far, and we’ll tell you about celebrations that involve dicks and punching.

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Headlines:

GOP Congressman: Raphael Warnock isn’t a real Christian: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/16/future-gop-congressman-raphael-warnock-doesnt-represent-real-americans/

UK cancels "Christmas timeout" on COVID rules as new mutant version of the virus spreads: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/19/world/europe/coronavirus-uk-new-variant.html

Dave Daubenmire is SUCH AN ASSHOLE: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/22/christians-invaded-native-american-sacred-space-to-pray-away-dark-energy/

A Professional Soccer Player Was Given a One-Game Suspension for Blasphemy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/14/a-professional-soccer-player-was-given-a-one-game-suspension-for-blasphemy/

Yes Virginia, there is a Gods Not Dead 4: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/12/22/gods-not-dead-4-a-film-no-one-asked-for-will-begin-filming-next-month/

The War on Christmas, COVID Edition: https://newrepublic.com/article/160605/coronavirus-lockdowns-war-christmas

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/war-on-christmas-fox-news-coronavirus_n_5fd3ca07c5b68256b1152e6b

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this is the Volga Atheist podcast your mama was warning you about.
0:04.4	Also, you have a weird mom.
0:06.7	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by HelloFresh, stamps.com
0:12.0	and by HelloNotExactlyFresh but not expired yet either.
0:16.2	HelloNotExactlyFresh but not expired yet either, because not everybody's all fancy.
0:22.2	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:24.2	Hi, I'm Elmo and even Elmo knows that humans, even from filthy monkey men.
0:33.8	Ha ha ha ha!
0:35.7	That tickles and delight call me.
1:04.6	Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, what?
1:13.6	Yeah, what?
1:14.6	Absolutely not.
1:15.6	Yeah, surprise.
1:16.6	I got as a sponsor for our big Christmas Eve spectacular man's cake.
1:19.6	Tacular?
1:20.6	Yeah, man's cake is going to pay for all the musical numbers and the fireworks show.
1:24.5	I got the fire.
1:25.5	Ely, we don't have any musical numbers.
1:29.5	You guys in writing musical numbers?
1:32.1	No.
1:33.1	There's a podcast, so a fireworks show would just be like loud bangs in a podcast.
1:40.0	Right.
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