#4103 Remains Of The Bidet

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke is making plans -- both bathroom-related and non-bathroom-related -- before his flight to Germany. He also received an email that is making him very nervous about the trip.

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0:00.0	Wow, what's this? This is the North Pole. No it's not. Yes it is. No it's not. Yes it is. No it's not. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it isn't. No it's not. Where's the snow?
0:16.0	Why are you smiling like that? I just like to smile. Smiling is my favorite.
0:20.0	Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, Okay. Work is your new favorite. Fine.
0:25.0	Time for the announcement. Okay. Okay, people tomorrow morning. 10 a.m.
0:30.0	Santa's coming in town.
0:32.0	Santa! Oh my God!
0:35.0	Santa here? I know him.
0:38.0	I know him.
0:40.0	T. T. T. B. M.
0:42.0	T. B. B. T. T. T. T. T. G. G. G. Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.
0:50.5	It's Friday. Friday. got to get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:57.6	There's a crazy rumor going around that you folks like milk and cookies.
1:02.0	Ah, fragilely.
1:05.0	It must be Italian.
1:06.0	Well, I think that feels fragile.
1:08.0	Listen, please, please, please, if anybody doesn't know the difference between a valence
1:12.0	and a juboe, I really need you to leave.
1:13.8	Where do you think you're going?
1:15.6	Nobody's leaving.
1:16.6	Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas.
1:19.6	No, no, we're all in this together.
1:22.4	This is a full-blown four alarm holiday emergency here.
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