Do you like karaoke? Yeah. It's good, you know? Something to do at night. There's nothing to do at night. What can you do at night? Bowling movies? It's like a third thing to do after bowling in the movies. I don't if you ball or not I don't go that often but it's fun. It's fun. You can't find a ball

that's the problem. I don't know I know maybe you own a bowling ball. I don't own a bowling ball.

My whole life every time in a bowling alley,

sticking my fingers in all these holes, picking up the balls.

You gotta get your own ball.

TBTL! TB-T-T-T-L.

It's a cosmic mix.

The action of the 9-deeds combined with the exploitation films of the 70s.

It's kind of a cosmic

gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz. But it a baa baa da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da skididididid dit dit d'i d'i do dutu y'o y'o just remember every time you look up at the moon

I too will be looking at a moon not the same moon obviously that's impossible

don't you know your directions?

It's real easy.

West, right, backwards yonder.

You didn't even see East.

That's because the Earth face East, dumbass.

Let the filibustering begin.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show,

it just might be too beautiful to live.

It's a kind of magic.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I am your host.

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