410 - The Conjuring: Last Rites
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🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
"Worst. Criss. Angel. Magic trick. Ever."
This week's scariest movie is... The Conjuring Last Rites. This film has everything: Egg Whites. Science Romeos. And Realty recommendations that you should not take. If you love Shakespeare-in-a-toolshed riffs, basement John Wayne portraits, and common-sense yelling at pitch-black rooms, this episode's for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons, Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Alyssa, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Allie, Kristen, and Tia. |
| 0:08.3 | And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. |
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| 0:19.3 | Paige, I'm going to need you to explain something to me. |
| 0:21.3 | Happy to do. |
| 0:22.2 | At 9.50 a.m. my time, I received the following text. |
| 0:26.3 | Conjuring 4. Take to baby. Meet it later bar night or day sometimes. |
| 0:32.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:33.1 | What? |
| 0:42.7 | It's always Sunday in Philadelphia, right? |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.7 | Essentially, the demon in this movie is basically like, |
| 0:49.9 | ha ha, I have your baby, |
| 0:51.3 | except it's an adult now. |
| 0:52.6 | Come meet at this house. |
| 0:53.0 | Right. |
| 0:54.3 | That's the movie. Kind of, yeah. I think it at this house. That's the movie. |
| 0:55.2 | Kind of, yeah. |
| 0:56.6 | I think it makes perfect sense. |
| 0:58.9 | Because of the implication page? |
| 1:03.3 | Yeah, it's perfectly sane and succinct, like denim chicken. |
| 1:06.1 | Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin on page. And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies and you guys make me watch them. |
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