409 - Krampus (2015)
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
"Keep our hot cocoa hot and our ankles unclaimed."
The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Krampus. This film has everything: Snow Huluds,. Mouths agape, and proof the cocaine must just be amazing. If you love snowy nonsense wordplay, deadpan anatomy burns, and holiday hijinks, this episode's for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to by the following patrons. |
| 0:02.5 | Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Alyssa, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Ali, Kristen, and Tia. |
| 0:08.8 | But because it's that special time of the month, we get to shout out our You Can Get At Level sponsors, and they are Gilane, Vanessa, Heather, Kathy, Nikki, knitting, menace, spooky lime pie, Renee, Grace, Sean, Dr. Vorhees, MD, Amelia, Aaron, Irene, Naomi, Brex, Laura Lubu, Cameron, Kaylee, Unintentionally Badass, A.k.a. Jennifer and Isaac. |
| 0:32.4 | And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us and chat about Crampus, we'll be hanging out in, I'll just say the Facebook group where we are all day all the time, but also in the Reddit that I have been hanging out a lot in recently. So check out those places for more of us. I struggled to concentrate for the last few minutes of this movie because all I could |
| 0:56.4 | think of was this. |
| 0:58.1 | Fala! |
| 1:00.4 | Ha ha ha! |
| 1:04.4 | It's the Mary and Bright Halu. |
| 1:08.4 | It's the Mary Shack Snowsherak. |
| 1:12.1 | I don't even think I can say those words. |
| 1:14.9 | Thank you for tuning into our Virgin. |
| 1:17.1 | I'm Paige. |
| 1:17.9 | And I'm your Kwizak Sadd-Rock-Tod, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. |
| 1:23.6 | And this week, when I say you guys, I mean you guys. |
| 1:26.5 | Because the listener request |
| 1:28.7 | forced us to either a rewatch or be watch for possibly the first time page yes the movie |
| 1:35.3 | crampas this is a rare event where this is one that we've I've done an episode on but it was back |
| 1:41.6 | when you sounded different but when was the first time you saw this movie? |
| 1:45.5 | Today, I just finished watching it in time to make that dune joke. |
| 1:51.6 | Right on time. |
| 1:53.0 | I wish they had the balls to show us the snowworm's face. |
| 1:57.1 | Like I wanted that so bad. |
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