Hello and welcome to the official podcast. The only podcast on the internet every other podcast is not real or an imitation. Hello. I'm Andrew. Of course we have your favorite.

Hosts or rather your only hosts, Kaya Jackson and Charlie and joining us today is probably the strongest man on the internet world renowned international celebrity with a great beard. We have Mr. Keemstar.

What is up? Thanks for having me guys.

Not a problem. Thanks for coming on and that brings me to my first question. How do you get that beard?

I just don't shave. Andrew and I were talking about this because both of our facial hair is extremely weak. Andrew is more so than mine. But your beard has the straightest fucking lines I've ever seen. I don't mean to fan girl too hard right away, but I just wanted to get that out there as soon as possible.

Well, it's because I'm bald right because like when I had hair, I used to be like obsessed with my hair like in high school and you know my early 20s and I would always style it and all the stuff. But then I started balding. So now the only thing I have is this beard right so I take a lot of time and do a lot of maintenance and you know trim it up and make sure it has that fine point.

You know, represent the Nomes worldwide.

You try all the desperate measures that some people take when their hair starts fading out. I have a friend like that. He's really set about it. It's happening to him right now. He's at that age, I guess.

Did you know that really unhappy about it?

Oh, oh, it's I hate it. I hate it. Like I always wear a hat. Like it's like when I don't wear a hat, I look at least 10 years older, you know, um, Fuzi tube. Do you guys know who that is?

Yeah, I mean, keep it up. Yeah. Okay. So put the headlines. So Fuzi tube. He was going bald right.

And there are these rumors that he got like a tattoo like on his head to make it look like hair stubble.

Because if you look at like one of these previous videos, it's crazy. I didn't even know this was a thing. And you know what's crazy.

I was like picking on him and joking about him. But then I started thinking I was like, hmm, I wonder if that worked for me.

I'm surprised you guys don't know about that. Yeah. There's some people at least in Tampa. It's kind of big.

Like a bunch of really sad, like beardless people who want to like look older or stronger. They've been tattooing beards onto their face.

Why I have heard about that. I didn't know about the head though. I know they do these weird tricks to fill out their beards. Say not tattoos, but I heard they use a little bit of makeup like eyeliner and fill out the patchy parts.

So it looks fuller. That's why you were wearing eyeliner Charlie.

Well, you know, I got to get it done somehow. My right side just does not grow evenly. I've got like this giant bald spot right between my lip.

And then the other side of my facial hair. It's the worst. It's the absolute fucking worst. It's like a UFO creator and I hate it.

So all right. Let's let's take like eight steps back in the positive direction. Keep starved. You don't mind.

Why don't you actually fill people in listening who do not know who you are on what you do and what your whole spiel is.

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