40: Will We Survive Irma?

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, as I button with the intro and welcome to probably be the best and final official
0:26.9	podcast after her cane Irma wipes out all life in the northern United States.
0:31.5	Well, dad, even me in the Southern hemisphere, it is probably going to rip Florida from
0:37.2	the United States and launch it into the Atlantic Ocean, where it will collide with Africa
0:42.6	and cause an incredible loss of life.
0:45.4	They're actually saying this could be the second Pangaea forming thanks to Irma.
0:49.6	Exactly.
0:50.6	We're a new neighbor, Charlie and I live in Florida and we cannot wait for our new neighbor
0:55.7	Eastern China to show up in the next couple days.
0:59.4	It will be within walking distance of our houses.
1:02.6	It's pretty exciting times down here.
1:04.4	Irma is bringing joy and Christmas is coming early.
1:08.7	That's right.
1:09.7	We'll get a bountiful gift of presents as it rips various supplies from some people and
1:14.7	throws them at others.
1:17.1	It should be a good time, overall.
1:19.0	And if hurricane Irma doesn't fuck us good enough, we have Jose on the backup and
1:22.6	Katia seems to want to join in on the fun.
1:25.2	Well, Katia is in the West, but well, from one of the models I saw it's proposed that
1:31.5	it could come this way.
1:33.1	Oh, cool.
1:34.1	Great.
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