41: They're Definitely Neighbors

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Episode 41 starts off with a LA vacation recap, Crystal makes a medical discovery, gentrification woes, movie suggestions, animal tales, kids say the darnedest things, loving all things gross, and a very creepy murder

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0:00.0	And the I don't know much but the queen no we're going to I'm the Queen I like it if you need to be left with it.
0:25.0	I'm not going to look at the top of you.
0:28.0	I'm at a throne that's why I'm where I should be.
0:31.0	Sir As above you.
0:32.0	No, we're leaving it just like this always.
0:36.0	No, so I think you like this.
0:38.0	Yeah, exactly.
0:40.0	And call me daddy.
0:41.0	You know what?
0:42.0	This not this podcast. Welcome everyone to
0:46.0	episode 41 of Hello Dysfunction with Padreia the Queen. She thinks you
0:52.0	guys should say
0:53.0	Oh aka daddy.
0:55.0	Absolutely not. She has her chair higher than mine so I have to look up to her.
1:00.0	It has to be like this from now on.
1:01.0	So, fucking household. So, So, hi guys, I just made it back this morning. I'm off like three or four hours
1:08.8	asleep. I drove in from LA last night and I'm really fucking tired and I may or may not have a
1:15.7	UTI again. Well I've been on antibiotics for 12 days and have to do another round
1:20.5	and I don't know if my vagina will survive this next round of
1:23.8	antibiotics because if you don't know it's for women certain antibiotics cause
1:29.2	yeast infections I don't give fuck how much yogurt you eat. It'll happen.
1:32.8	And I believe on a previous episode I've mentioned that I have the remedy for that.
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