42: God is a Dom

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This episode focuses on a few odd subjects. Crystal's grandfather's feature in a book, don't lose yourself in a relationship, is the zodiac international, the rapture is all a big set up, don't give the internet your info, and do let your friends teach you sexual acts.
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0:00.0	And the Are you down to dress like newscasters in like lasers and wear our hair in a bun.
0:23.5	I won't have any bangs or hard it and put a bun and purls and we come in with a briefcase.
0:29.4	I want a lozy jay-long--inspired plays.
0:32.6	You can't be a slutty newscaster,
0:34.3	like the Mexican ones.
0:35.4	Yes, that's what I was gonna be.
0:37.4	No.
0:39.1	I have to be a Karen, not a fucking Selina.
0:42.4	Welcome to episode 42 you didn't even know I sure did blank you saw it in my
0:48.8	eyes of episode 42 of hello Dysfunction with Crystal and
0:55.0	And we are here.
0:57.0	Here we are.
0:58.0	Well sad.
1:00.0	What was I gonna say?
1:02.0	Oh, last week I fucking, after we left,
1:05.9	I went and got a rat, right?
1:08.0	After we recorded, I'm just going to start it off with a downer.
1:11.7	Why do you do that?
1:12.6	I feel like I'm going to plug my ears and go,
1:13.8	la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I bitch. I forgot I had the rat in the car.
1:24.6	Forgot when in the house to our listeners not me. I went in the house and took a
1:28.6	fucking nap. It was like hot that day. I woke up and I was like oh my God
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