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Hello Dysfunction

40: No New Friends

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Episode 40 is back at you with an announcement of the new Facebook group "Hello Dysfunction, the meetup", hot girl summer with golden girl knees, how this show was born, Pata Fria reunites w her dad, Crystal needs to lock her doors, don't flirt with your son and boobs are sex toys.
Enjoy xo

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0:00.0

And the And welcome to episode for the extra dysfunction. episode 40. Extra dispensing.

0:25.0

Oh my God, I love you guys.

0:27.0

I'm here, not clear.

0:30.0

Welcome.

0:31.0

I hate you guys to episode 40 of Hello Disfunction and it's some real

0:39.0

fucking dysfunction today you guys. I'm dying just so you guys know. You might get vomit ASMR.

0:49.6

I have a horrible sinus infection. I've had it for like a week. I'm on my

0:54.8

third antibiotic back and forth to the hospital with pain

1:00.7

injections, antibiotic, antibiotic injections, and I still have

1:03.6

fucking pressure. But we're here because you're a trooper and we're going to

1:09.1

struggle through. She was actually crying earlier and she never

1:12.2

fucking cries ever.

1:13.0

I cried my eyelashes.

1:14.0

So I knew it was bad.

1:16.0

I mean I already knew it's been bad but it just...

1:19.0

It was like the breaking point.

1:21.0

Yeah, when you just don't feel good and especially like when it's pressure on

1:24.7

your head you like pressure pressure pressure pressure the dog threw up on the carpet

1:30.8

and I just lost it I just started crying because I was like I can't

1:33.6

fucking get up to clean it up. Dude, oh my God, it was so bad. Yeah. So I called my doctor again and

1:41.2

she's gonna call me after we record this. You're better than me because I would

1:45.5

if you know me I just go to your emergency and cry. I'm trying to... I cry from day one. I just continue

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