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The Golden Ratio Podcast

41. Road Tripping Again

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Plans for heading back to the keys, lots of rambling. You know what to expect at this point.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everyone welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast I'm Jen, Gior Mom, joined as always by

0:12.8

Gior Dad. We're sitting on the couch, we're surrounded by dogs,

0:17.4

there comes Kiso, pretty much.

0:19.9

This is life.

0:24.0

It's pretty good. Jasmine's licking my feet.

0:25.0

She's literally licking your feet.

0:28.0

K-so, you know it would be great is if you could give me a face lick.

0:31.0

I would totally love and accept a face lick. I would totally love and accept a face lick. She's running the other

0:36.2

direction, running away. She is. Literally again this week I tried putting peanut butter on my face.

0:41.5

Someone was... tried putting peanut butter on my face. So thirsty.

0:45.0

It was like, I had given them waffles and someone's like,

0:49.0

hey I noticed that there was some peanut butter on the counter.

0:51.0

Did you put it on their waffles?

0:52.0

No man, I put it on my mouth.

0:55.0

And then I went up to Kayso.

0:57.1

It was like, hey, you want to give this peanut butter a lick?

0:59.2

And she's like, no.

1:00.3

She has a real block when it comes to licking of...

1:03.6

She doesn't... I don't think she likes to lick because she probably got yelled at for it.

1:07.6

But it definitely was for face, there's no face licking in her life.

1:11.2

One face lick she's ever given and it was to you.

1:14.0

It was an accident.

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