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The Golden Ratio Podcast

40. Neighbor Terror

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The saga of our neighbor. A story full of terror and anxiety. Bangor Maine Police Department - the Duck of Justice and " Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another." https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/ Taste of the keys https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article223716555.html Rhabarberbarbara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck Don't do drugs. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Only eat things that are dead. Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone.

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0:00.0

Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden ratio podcast. I'm Jen, to your mom, doing as always by dear dad.

0:13.3

Hi.

0:14.3

You know, I don't have a cocktail of the week for this week, which is too bad because I need a drink

0:19.9

for the story that we're going to tell today. Let's just jump into it. All right, so as you have

0:29.6

seen if you are following us in detail we're getting a fence put in at our house in the keys. We are not at

0:34.6

that house right now. We're back up in Washington. But they started putting the fence in like the week

0:39.9

before we left. And... Because they finally got the permit after six or eight weeks.

0:45.0

Yeah, it took forever.

0:46.1

I mean, I think November is when we had tried to get that.

0:48.9

So they finally got the permit.

0:50.9

They put the, so our neighbors on kind of the left side if you're facing the house they have a fence that went in like the week before if you remember the story of fence guys with me stepping in the poop in the morning that That was when the neighbor's fence was going in.

1:04.4

So then they started on our fence.

1:07.3

They didn't have to do that side, because the neighbors had one.

1:09.6

They put our fence across the front of our yard and everything was fine. And then the next day I was out of town and they had started trying to put the fence along the side from the street to the beach and they called me and they're like hey there

1:25.1

are these like basically timbers like pieces of wood railroad ties yeah

1:30.3

in the ground kind of on the property line and they're in the way of the fence,

1:34.0

is it okay if we take them out? And I was like, yeah, go for it.

1:38.0

So apparently, our neighbor on that side comes out as the guys are taking them out and starts freaking out at them

1:45.6

because even though they're on our side of the property line apparently those are

1:50.0

part of her landscaping which which we didn't know.

1:53.0

And so then they called me and they're like,

1:56.5

you know, your neighbor freaked out,

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