Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages,

fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim.

Who shall rekindle the fire. Who shall save us?

We leave as soon as we're done fucking things up.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean, your dungeon master, and with me tonight, I have Kyle who plays Torin.

I'm never ready.

Ben who plays Stark.

Hello.

Scott, who plays Netteline.

Hey, everyone.

Matt, who plays Margos.

We must do research. Ben, I was Marcus's. We must do research.

Ben, I was very distracted by how golden your voice sounds with your new microphone.

Thank you.

Oh, God, speak again, right, Angel.

Like a gold pad of butter.

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