Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages,

fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim.

Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

Let's fuck some shit up.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions. I'm Sean your dungeon master,

and with me tonight we have Kyle who plays Torin. One of these days I'm going to remember

that you always pick me first because I've never prepared. But today is not that day. Ben, who

plays Stark. Hello. Matt, who plays Marcus. We must do research. And Scott, who plays Stark. Hello. Matt, who plays Marcus.

We must do research.

And Scott, who plays Netteline.

Hello, everyone.

So, hey guys.

Hey, Sean.

How was your time away not murdering children?

It was wonderful.

I mean, you know, it's not the same.

Well, now we get to go back to the magical world of child murder.

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