Hey, what's happened? I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast. It's a bulletin.

This is not an actual podcast. I repeat, this is not an actual podcast. It's a bulletin telling you that there is an actual podcast coming. It's in the pipeline. It's locked and loaded. It's any other bullshit term you can use for it being in the future. Uh, you know, I'll be honest with you, Wednesday got away from me, and I have a new schedule. You don't give a fuck.

This is weird. Let's the kind of shit. You know, I'll be honest with you. Wednesday got away from me. And, uh, and, and I, but I have a new schedule.

You don't give a fuck.

This is weird.

This is the kind of shit I used to do or had to do when I had a boss, like a real boss, uh, back when I was a kid. And I'd like, call in sick or I'd miss a day or two. and then he'd come back and they'd be like,

what the fuck, man?

He'd be like,

uh,

well,

uh,

well,

uh,

here's what happened.

Here's what happened.

I,

uh, well, uh, here's what happened.

Here's what happened. I, uh, you know, I didn't get a show done yet. It's coming. It's all being, uh, strategized in my brain. And I know if you've listened to the show before, you also know that's probably bullshit because I just fucking talk. and shit comes flying out of my head.

But,

but I still like to have a general idea

what the fuck I'm going to talk about.

And so that's what we need to do. We need to get a general idea of what we're going to talk about. So yesterday, here's what happened, Wednesday, because I'm recording this Thursday morning. So fucking lame. And I know you're thinking, well, why don't you just record a show now? Well, you're doing this dumb-ass bulletin.

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