#4097 Lowe's-ering My Expectations

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

McDonald's has announced a new drive-through chain, and Luke feels like the national media is getting the story wrong. Plus, Luke has a garbage dilemma and needs Andrew's help.

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0:00.0	Hi!
0:02.0	Oh my God, how's your first red carpet?
0:04.0	I can't believe they clean you all the way out here for this.
0:06.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
0:07.0	nice to meet you.
0:08.0	I'm Chase James manager.
0:10.0	Yeah, now we met last week.
0:11.0	We had a full meal together.
0:12.0	Oh, gay brother and girl sister. Now we met last week we had a full meal together.
0:12.6	Oh, gay brother and girl sister.
0:15.0	Oh, you guys aren't getting married, are you?
0:16.3	Because that would be bad optics for this guy right here.
0:18.8	Although love is love is love is love as love as
0:20.8	as Linda Manuel once said
0:24.0	It's Lynn Manuel Miranda
0:26.0	Lynn man who's Linda Manuel then
0:28.0	and why do I represent it?
0:30.0	TVTL She's buying right because I will be ordering a bowl of soup as an appetizer, not a cup.
0:41.0	I know people say I'll fill up.
0:43.2	But you have no idea how my body processes soup.
0:47.3	I love pickles.
0:48.3	I love my heritage.
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