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And apparently Nick Ferrari mentioned us on Roger Bolton's Bebe Watch podcast. So, yes, my colleague Ian Dale, he does a podcast with Jackie Smith. And apparently it's quite dirty. Apparently, the cheeky bastard. No, you do need to be in front of the microphone. Yeah, I know, I know. Sorry, I'm just... I'm not a complete rank amateur. Oh, well, no, wait.

I know I have to be close to my muff.

A rancameter, did you say, is that?

Sorry, I was straightening my muff yet again.

Why, can I just ask, why is my muff pointing up and your muff is pointing down?

Why is your muff droopy?

Believe me, I'm... My muff is always droopy this time of day anyway.

Corey, get in here.

Come on.

Looking a little reluctant.

He likes taking orders.

Corey, you've become a bit of a celebrity in your own right on this podcast, haven't you? You even get tweets from people now.

And they've added me to the cover picture of the for the many podcast fans, Twitter again.

You're right, they have, haven't they? Those on there, yeah. You're in the middle, you are a rose between two thorns. A prick between two stars. There we are. That's the one. Why am I here? Why are you here? Yeah. Coutuitous insults. We just thought that it might be fun to hear a little word from you with your lovely dulcet northern tones.

Hello. Can I go now? You don't like being in front of a microphone. This is old for someone on the radio. He doesn't particularly like being in front of a microphone. I know that I'm just here for you to point and laugh at me. That's the problem. But you see, the original reason why I, when I first met Corey, it was in early December, 2019.

I mean, he's already been here about six years, but I hadn't really sort of clocked him.

And he came in to pretend to be a cabinet minister on our election night rehearsal show.

And he basically impersonated a whole load of politicians and was just brilliant.

He was a bit like Mike Yarwood.

Oh.

Have you heard of Mike Yarwood, Corey?

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