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409. Bewilderments & Scientifics: Constellations (Feat. Dr. Uvula Tardonis I)

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Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Usually a patreon-only release, we decided to bring the Professor Scott Bug podcast to you for free this week! Enjoy! For today’s lecture, Professor Scott Bug explains the sneaky nature of stars, constellations, and the creatures that make them. Abe and Scott are joined by Dr. Uvula Tardonis I who helps us put into perspective the unique lives and psychology of stars. They’re just like us! Features: Professor Scott Bug: https://twitter.com/profscottbug Cody Johnston: https://twitter.com/drmistercody Teresa Lee: https://twitter.com/leresatee Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0

As we all know, words, but furthermore, other things indeed, the world in which we live

0:07.4

is vast, minuscule, and really just whatever you want, medium, and so on.

0:13.6

We learn, we explore, we define, we math, we science, we forget, under great duress,

0:20.9

we science again, because we must, we must find out how big things are.

0:28.8

Is it very, is it less than, we do not know, and yet we will, thanks to the wonders, the

0:35.4

miracles, the what's its, the how's its, the phenomena, the bewilderments of scientifics.

0:43.4

Hi, welcome to the Small Beans program, bewilderments in scientifics.

0:48.2

This podcast series is an ongoing conversation with the celebrity and educator, the prolific

0:53.2

and brilliant Professor Scott Bug.

0:55.7

I'm your host, A.E.B.A.P.R.I.N.E.

0:57.7

I have no science degree, but have long been in love with physics, biology, and the scientific

1:02.2

method.

1:03.2

I only hope to act on behalf of all of us as an intermediate, choosing topics, and asking

1:07.8

questions we all hope to understand more fully.

1:10.5

And to enlighten us, I'd like to introduce Professor Scott Bug.

1:14.2

Hello there, I'm Professor Scott, also Scott Bug, Doctor of Weird Questions at the Global

1:20.4

Department of Inquisitoria in Newark.

1:23.0

I teach looking at, and thinking about, at the University of now see here.

1:27.7

And once a month, you can find me teaching a secret class about, at an undisclosed location

1:33.0

that I will email you, if you sign up at, dot gov.

1:37.1

You have one chance.

1:38.7

If you receive an email, but do not show up, you will be banned from all public classes,

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