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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4089 Hot Times At The Burbank House

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Luke's dad joins the show as he and Luke test the new water lines in Luke's studio. Plus, Luke  had a heck of a time mixing concrete this weekend, and he had a heck of a time rooting for his Washington Huskies in a house full of Oregon Ducks fans. And Andrew's thinking about getting some bowling shoes. 

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0:00.0

I will not tolerate monkeys living on campus.

0:03.5

If I wanted to run a monkey hotel, I'd install a banana buffet.

0:07.5

I'd use vines as elevators, and I'd put tailholes in the bathrobes,

0:11.5

and I'd lower all the shower knobs.

0:13.4

Well, you've really thought this through.

0:15.1

And now it's your turn.

0:16.2

Brainsstorm, Idea Showers, spray your solutions all over me.

0:19.6

Well, we could seal all the vans and then pump the ducks with some kind of gas that

0:25.3

Knocks out monkeys monkey knock out gas now that's the kind of grounded sensible thinking I want to see this year.

0:32.9

TB T.L.

0:35.7

Don't you latte sipping leeches understand.

0:41.3

I've seen enough of these Hollywood superhunks. We need a dumpy, unappealing

0:46.4

loser and every man. Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought of sausage

0:50.6

couldn't really hurt anyone, Frankly, think again.

0:54.0

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things,

0:57.3

one after the other, consecutively in a row.

1:00.6

There is something about the soul of a snake. Call county logins, because you're in the round. There is something about the soul of a snake.

1:03.0

Call county logins because you're in the danger zone.

1:05.0

Oh.

1:06.0

From TopCon?

1:07.0

Just be careful.

1:09.0

No.

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