Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ho!

Tuesday's was Story is brought to you by Manscape.

Summer is here. Get ready for the beach with Manscape.

You gotta trim those bushes, trim the hedges.

Let your tree grow a little if you know what I mean.

It looks bigger if the leaves are trimmed.

Huge cock.

They just released the fourth-generation performance package

featuring the new and improved lawnmower 4.0 trimmer.

I could give a bunch of marketing mumbo jumbo

about their skin-safe technology.

But the bottom line is this will not nick your sack.

That's really what it comes down to.

It's got a frickin' light on the thing, like a coal miner.

I use it, I keep one in my bag, it's quick,

it's easy, the battery lasts forever.

This is high tech, good, trimming, nuts sack,

hair stuff here folks.

With the lawnmower you're gonna just link

the trim from one to four, if you're old school.

They even made a light, I mentioned that, a travel lock,

and it's waterproof, you drop that puppy in the tub,

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