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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4078 Things That Make You Go Homme

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins Andrew in the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss bathroom etiquette and to open packages sent in by listeners in TBTL's patented "What's In The Box" segment. 

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

A group of acquaintances of mine invited me to go clubbing with them this weekend and I said no I don't particularly like clubbing I instead like to spend my weekends inside playing video games and one of them said oh you're not like other girls like yeah I'm not like other girls I got low blood

0:15.6

pressure and low blood sugar all right I got hit with two god chuckles right there

0:20.4

if I go clubbing I don't come back. It's much like jaws.

0:24.6

Cheee!

0:28.6

Gee! Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is.

0:34.0

Guess what day it is.

0:36.0

It's Friday.

0:38.0

Gotta get down on Friday.

0:40.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

0:43.0

Well, I've read everything on your syllabus and how do I put this delicately?

0:47.0

It's all stupid garbage.

0:50.0

First of all, a podcast takes a lot of work, okay? You have to organize the guest, you have to do a Google calendar, and you build a following, it takes a long time, and I've been working on it for a while.

1:03.0

If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times,

1:07.0

I love you.

1:10.0

With him out of the way, I think we're just going to be 360 spins and slam-dug pointers.

1:16.5

All right, hello.

1:19.4

Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:26.7

A beautifully wrapped glossy sweet smelling show.

1:31.5

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

1:34.0

Two pros. Bro hand it up.

1:37.0

Comedy once again from the comfortable confines of Walsh Walsh and Dormat.

1:42.0

Mowh. Right here in Seattle, Washington,

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