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🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Andrew has a quasi-magical story about his grandpa’s watch, and a story about a very obnoxious person in an airport security like. He and Luke also discuss whether it’s good or bad to rake leaves off your lawn. And Luke is tempted to buy an expensive kitchen device that Andrew is warning him against.
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0:00.0 | What's happening? Nothing. It's just I think a furry snuck in in any |
0:03.3 | scratching. What's a furry deal? What's a furry? A furry's simply just someone who |
0:07.6 | likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics. It's a form of |
0:10.8 | role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. But then the |
0:13.6 | scratching thing you said, what is that? Scratching is simply light scratching or |
0:16.8 | grooming. It's a form of affection. A furry's love to do it. It's fun for them. |
0:20.6 | Exactly. We all do it. But I was in the other room and one of them kind of |
0:25.1 | bumped into me. I thought the guy was going from my wall so I turned around real |
0:27.9 | quick. It seemed differently. Did he yip or did he if he said skip and I said no |
0:35.0 | my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means hello. If he yiffs, |
0:39.6 | if that happens, well then you got a problem. You know what might have been |
0:42.3 | yiff. Might have been yiff. Well, if it happens again, just go |
0:44.7 | Ralph. T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. |
0:56.2 | It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to |
1:02.2 | the weekend. Hey, what is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that? Those |
1:08.0 | things are tiny. Can you even drive them in traffic? |
1:11.3 | Err, I'm so smart. E equals F-C squared. I drive a smart car. |
1:16.4 | I do know who that is and I don't care to find out. |
1:19.0 | You're not even a real journalism. That's right. |
1:22.6 | www.this and www.that. Let's www.explaining. |
1:30.4 | All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L. |
1:35.4 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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