406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2017

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart??? Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT." Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom? AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales.

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0:00.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:06.9	I feel that show.
0:11.0	Every time.
0:16.8	I'm in Montreal.
0:21.3	Amatilimpia.
0:22.8	I'm in Montreal.
0:23.8	I'm in Montreal right now.
0:24.8	I'm at Olympia.
0:25.8	Tonight.
0:26.8	7 p.m.
0:27.8	That's it.
0:28.8	my big show there. Later on, I'm doing stand-up on the spot with Jeremiah Watkins and Jeff Ross,
0:37.5	a couple other people that's going to be 10 p.m. at Catech Homes with my big shows in Olympia.
0:44.0	Then the rest of the week, I'm at Hampton Beach, Wilmington, Delaware, and Balls and Hores,
0:51.2	Maryland. I'm at the Lyric. Ryan Sickler is joining me. He's going to be involved some more.
0:56.7	Josh Potter is going to be there. It should be really fun shows. Then August 11th and 12th,
1:04.3	I'm at the punchline in Sacramento, Sacramento, California, two nights, four shows. Then
1:15.5	August 23rd, we're doing the Palmcast live in Breast Ball's Beach, Florida.
1:21.4	At the improv there, that should be really fun Wednesday night. If you're in the general area,
1:28.7	man, if you're in Broward County, Dade County, Palm Beach County, come out to that. That's the only
1:34.1	chance you're going to see the podcast live. It'll be a really fun show. I promise you that.
1:39.4	And then September, my shit goes into high gear. Go to TomSagura.com slash tour. A lot of people
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