405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2017

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about. PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted? AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us. You wanna talk some s**t?

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0:00.0	Yo, a big announcement about Mumshtrelia. I'm sorry that I'm having to move my shows. I have
0:20.8	a scheduling conflict that prevents me from leaving for 12, 13 days. I tried to get them to move
0:31.5	it to not that far away, but then it became venue availability. If you have Australia tickets, I'm
0:39.1	still coming. It's just being pushed into next year. Everything will still happen, the same venues
0:45.9	and the same cities. I tried to get it to go to January. Couldn't do that. I asked for February.
0:54.0	Again, availability became a problem. So they're all in April now. I know that's a ways away,
1:00.4	and I apologize, but that's just the way it worked out. So please forgive me. I'm definitely coming
1:07.2	to Australia. It's just not going to be next month. With that being said, there are some other
1:16.3	dates that are happening. I am going to be up in Sacramento, California, in a few weeks. I'm going
1:27.3	to punchline there. August 11th and 12th, and then September 7, 8 and 9. I'm in Lincoln, Nebraska,
1:42.6	Midwest City, Oklahoma, Springfield, Missouri. I jumped over the fact that I'm going to Montreal.
1:48.5	I'm doing Olympia on the 26th. Then I head over to Hampton Beach, then Delaware. Where am I in
1:57.5	Delaware? I'm in Wilmington, Delaware, and then Balls and Horace Maryland at the Lyric. They
2:03.4	originally had the room seated for, I forget, they have different seating arrangements, and they opened
2:09.2	up the entire thing now. So now there's a lot more tickets available if you're still looking in
2:16.4	Baltimore. I will be at the Lyric July 29th. The rest of the tour you can see is happening
2:23.6	on my site, TomSegura.com slash tour. I'll be in Denver, Oakland, Toronto, a bunch of places.
2:30.9	Some of the ones I mentioned. Go ahead and check it out on my site. Jane, you got anything?
2:36.4	Yeah, September 22nd and 23rd. I'm at Helium Comedy Club in St. Lucid's, Missouri.
2:41.6	So come check me out there on those two nights. Then October 3rd, I'll be at Zainey's in Nashville.
2:49.2	Then October 4th, the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Caca Lacca, as my husband says. Like that's
2:57.2	real. It's real. Then I'm doing the Come and Take a Comedy Festival in Houston on November 18th.
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