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The Basement Yard

#406 - RIP To Frank's Balls

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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The funeral for Frank's balls comences Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going, buddy?

0:05.6

All right, are you? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I might be doing better than you. Yeah, well,

0:11.6

we've always had, we've always discussed this possibly being a topic, a conversation for an episode,

0:18.8

but right. Santa got a studio's lost. It's, I mean, the first person it's ever lost,

0:27.2

and someone that's been around since the beginning. Now you're losing me. Who's been around longer?

0:35.9

What? Who's been around longer than me and you and our nuts? Right. Frankie losses balls. Well,

0:45.2

that's not how Joey can't say you can't just say. Frankie got a vasectomy and losses ball. I got

0:50.4

a, where this is a funeral episode for Frankie's balls for my stop saying balls. There's nuts.

1:00.8

They're still there. They're just Frankie showed me his balls. Okay, well, slow down. I saw

1:07.9

Frankie's a club ball. Okay, stop. Jesus Christ. Well, no balls. Wait, do you have balls? My balls

1:14.1

are still there. Okay, second means they don't remove the balls, Joey. The balls they cut a wire

1:19.1

and they did go in the wire. They did go in like fucking, you know, Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible,

1:25.1

like sweating. Yeah, like, fucking snip the right wire. They cut his balls somewhere and they

1:30.1

turned something off. They turned the valve off. They did. So just like a hot water heater goes

1:34.6

bad and you need to shut the water off. They had to shut off the water to my balls, aka the sperm.

1:39.6

The boys. Yeah, the boys. Now do they kill them? My soap. Do they kill them? Like, have you done

1:45.6

something that Christians will be very upset with you? I'm sure I have, but like, have you killed

1:50.4

anything? There's a laundry list of things Christians will be upset at me for this. Yeah,

1:57.7

but have you built a damn or did you kill you're really showing you don't know what a fucking

2:02.3

vasectomy is? I mean, I know, I know. Do you? Because you're asking. First of all, my nets are gone.

2:07.8

All right, well, the balls thing was a bit, but I know that we've stopped the flow of sperm.

2:12.8

Yes. So you still have sperm. First of all, I know, I know, I'm not a vasectomy. You bitch.

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