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The Basement Yard

#405 - Submarines Are My Nightmare

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Joe and Frank talk about some recent submarine issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going? Chief? Sorry. I am so sorry.

0:04.6

That sounds like a little bit of culture appropriation from you, Joe.

0:08.3

Oh, is that love starting the episode with that? No.

0:11.0

Absolutely do. I wasn't trying to appropriate.

0:13.4

We also, I think the last episode we ended it last weekly. Welcome back, by the way.

0:17.4

We like, we're in awe that like how much like just like straight up,

0:21.6

just like cultural appropriation and just like insensitivity. We showed an

0:24.6

elementary school to like Native Americans and First Nation people.

0:27.6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, where it was just like, all right kids, give me your best Indian chant.

0:32.7

Yeah, then there were fucking one not Indians. Yeah, that's one and two.

0:37.7

Don't chant. Don't don't don't do that. Don't make the children chant.

0:42.0

I love how like the new way of doing that is everyone now doing like the whole like,

0:46.3

oh my god, like fucking, you know, Eagles are my spirit animal.

0:51.2

Did you never heard that? I've heard spirit animal. Yeah, I think that was like of,

0:56.0

and I'm not going to sit here and name a bunch of do you have one?

0:59.6

I don't, I think the point of this conversation is I don't think I am at liberty to say.

1:04.7

Well, whenever someone like asks me that, they're like, what's your spirit animal? I go,

1:10.0

I've never thought about that. Yeah, I'm a human being. I can't tell you how many fucking like,

1:14.9

so cool like, pick me sorority girls. I knew in college. Eagle. No, they would just be like,

1:20.0

sloth because I can just lay around all day and fucking eat food and watch TV. And it's like,

1:25.5

so cool, you're going to be alone forever. Also, a sloth has never watched TV.

1:30.3

I will argue that they've never seen a screen. No, there's definitely TV. I mean, maybe not in

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