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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#406: Arachnid Anarchy Part 2: Giant Spider Invasion

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

For many the sight of a spider of any size is enough to trigger an anxiety attack, but—lurking in some of the most remote pockets of the world (and sometimes far too close to home)—are an array of enigmatic arthropods; massive monstrosities so aggressive, so utterly terrifying that they'd make even the most ardent spider lover's blood run cold.

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Hello and welcome to the Krippina podcast.

0:38.0

My name is Mark Stores.

0:39.8

And with me as always is.

0:41.2

Rob Morphy.

0:42.0

Roberts and I'm Chris.

0:44.0

Hello, Christopher.

0:44.8

Hello, Robert.

0:45.7

We're back.

0:46.3

Part two, Arachnan Anarchy, Giant Spider Invasion.

0:51.3

Oh, yes.

0:52.0

So, Robert.

0:52.6

Yeah.

0:52.9

We've had some updates on the, how many parts this is going to be. We have. Okay. There has been a revision since last week. Okay. It is now a four-parter. Okay. Because giant spiders, as we are going to be discussing this week, we started off with the weird shit, the biomechanical fuck-alls in the fields and the giant things landing in, you know, basketball courts and hypnotic fucking green spiders and all that shit.

1:19.5

That's fine.

1:20.3

We got that out of the way because those were the anomalies.

1:23.5

Now we're going to get into the nitty gritty of the big ass spiders that are just there to envenate you and fucking end your shit.

1:30.0

Okay.

1:31.1

But it requires two parts because the first one we're just going to deal with civilians

1:36.7

dealing with these kinds of massive array.

1:39.2

Normal everyday hardworking people.

1:41.5

Next one, war spiders are mostly conflict time interactions with these

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