What is weird? My ex-girlfriend, my current girlfriend, and now my ex-wife are all in the same place. That's weird.

Cut the negativity, man. That's awesome. You're talking about three women that you've shared love with.

That's a beautiful thing. How are you whining about that?

Don't make this about you. It's about Ali.

And one day you'll be up there performing on Star Search and you'll get three and three quarter stars and you'll win and Simbad will be the one frowning that day and we'll all be here on your side laughing for you.

You got rid of your TV a long time ago,

huh? Now I just moved to a place without any electricity.

TVTL! the electricity. TBTL.

There's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought a sausage couldn't really

hurt anyone, frankly, think again. By the way, I'm a dentist.

Okay, so I read body language very, very well.

My mom told me if I wait for things, like good things will happen to me, dude,

and I waited for some things and I got some banana

bread at work today dude hell yeah. Ah say don't be a doo dropper throw some

concealer under those papers make like a swell and gulp it on the wits.

Well, all right, hello, good morning.

And welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL.

The show, it just might be too beautiful to live. The word that comes to mind is ludicrous.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body and then I say compared to what?

Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia

where there is a fairly large flatbed pickup truck parked just pretty much right in front of the studio.

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