Forgive me, Father, for I did sins.

No land de mijo.

The basics, fornication twice, theft once, impure thoughts, some.

One of them I thought was pretty, uh, pretty deeply impure, and that's it for this week.

Hmm. Thank you.

I see, I see. Orange, you living something else.

Oh, gluttony.

I wolfed down a lot, a lot of food unnecessarily.

I wasn't even hungry.

T-B-T-L!

For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone.

I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off and really concentrate on what we're going to do.

The enormity of, of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.

If I were you, I wouldn't focus on what he's saying, but more the fact that he's saying something.

You know, these two are good.

Very, very tough to do a morning show, this chitchatty, a kind of thing,

but these two have an intellect behind, uh, whatever it is there, they're doing.

That's the party, what's the party?

Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It is so good every- every second of it is incredible.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

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