#4039 Writ Small

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke visited a different Eagles lodge recently, and his visit raised some concerns about his current status as a member of Eagle Aerie #1. He and Andrew also discuss the apparent end of the writers’ strike and the relaxing of the dress code in the U.S. Senate.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Federici's.
0:02.0	What can I get for you guys?
0:04.0	Well, as hard as it is to believe given our apparent ages,
0:07.0	this is my son.
0:09.0	You seem to know, right?
0:10.0	Okay, good.
0:11.0	My son is currently studying at a local pizza academy.
0:15.0	Really? Which one?
0:17.0	New York Pizza Academy.
0:19.0	Well, then I hate you, because I'm a pizza academy in New York, man.
0:23.0	Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
0:25.0	Wonderful.
0:26.0	So, what fraternity are you pledging?
0:29.0	I'm not.
0:30.0	There are no fraternities at New York Pizza Academy.
0:33.0	That's right.
0:34.0	You correctly answered my trick question.
0:36.0	Now I'm bound by Pizza Academy tradition to grant you any request.
0:40.0	Wow, this could not have gone any better.
0:42.0	We need to see all your delivery receipts from the last two months.
0:45.0	Oh, you got that delivery receipt exam coming up, huh?
0:48.0	What a bear.
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