Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Racial podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined as always by G.R. Dad.

Hi. How's it going, G.R. Dad? Pretty good. Excellent.

Excellent. Didn't have to think about it. I was just distracted. I'm pretty good. By which of the many distractions before us? I just wasn't sure who was biting who. Yeah. Who wasn't even asking for it. There's a little bit of an asterisk to our motto in this house. It doesn't super apply to dogs, you know? Some there's some ear chomping that is absolutely non-consensual.

A lot of non-consensual chomping.

Yeah.

The cocktail of the week this week is this whizzle me timbers.

Good name.

It's a weird one.

So, bourbon, elder flower liqueur, Furnette Branca, which is a very bitter, Amaro, I guess.

I do not like it.

One of the few things that you absolutely don't like.

If it's like sneaks in there.

Absinth in that.

The thing is like I can drink a Sazirac, right?

Like I don't love Absinth. But I don't even drink like a death in the afternoon, right? Like I don't love absin which is champagne and absinth, right? Right. Like it's not my favorite, but I'll be like, okay, like I can get past it and understand. But like Fernette Bruncett a little bit makes it in there. I'm like, it's like if a banana gets in something. And I'm just like, I do not want to finish eating this.

Secret banana. and understand. But like Fernette Bronket a little bit makes it in there. I'm like, it's like if a banana gets in something.

And I'm just like, I do not want to finish eating this.

Secret banana.

Secret banana. People try to sneak banana in shit all the time. And I'm like, I can tell. And now I don't want it. You can have mine. I mean, it's not actually like a conspiracy. People aren't plotting to sneak banana in your food.

I guess that's true.

It might just happen.

I mean, I don't think.

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