Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Radio podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom. joined as always by J.R. Dad. How's it going, J.R. Dad?

I am buzzing. Woo! I'm banging. I love it. I just had dinner.

Yeah.

I'm having a little California sparkling wine.

You can call it champagne.

It's not champagne.

I'm doing well.

Speaking of, the cocktail of the week this week is carbonated malort.

Several people sent this to me.

Oh, you're Sond a stream guy.

Yeah, first one is friends of the squad.

Kathy, it's a dude, and he fills up a little soda stream bottle.

That's the thing where you can make your own seltzer water with Mallort and tries to carbonate the mallort. He's quite complaining about the whole process. Like he's not a, he's not

very positive about the process. You're not supposed to use a soda stream on anything except water.

He seems grumpy about the whole thing. It will force carbon dioxide into whatever you want,

but it doesn't dissolve really well in stuff other than water.

So like you put a lot in there, but it goes fairly flat pretty quick.

But it did seem like it held some of the carbonation.

Yeah.

And he proceeds to pour himself one and then a second glass of carbonated malort as though it were seltzer water and drink it all together.

He drinks it without ice straight up

while saying it tastes terrible.

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